oh yea Tina, she a lil thot!

Let me share this quick story about one of my first plants, her name is Tina. I jokingly say she is a lil thot but it’s because she be in this bitch dancing. When the vibe is flowing in here, so is Tina.

Now Tina, was the second plant that I got from my grandma. That was a bond I had with my grandma when I first became a plant dad, I would tell my grandma about my plants and how well I was doing taking care of them. Recently, someone asked me how did I get into being a plant dad and it was because I became a real dad. Intuitively, I had this nudge to get a plant and learn to nurture and care for a living creation. And shit I’m good at it, my babies in this bitch thriving just like they daddy!

So yeah, my grandma gave me Tina when she was little just a small sprout for real. Now in this photo, Tina is the long sexy mf hanging above the windows then draping down the side of the window. I told you I do this plant dad shit, and I do this dad shit in real life too!

One thing you will learn about me, when I am on the shrooms I am connected with some high vibrational energies and my plants be experiencing the vibes with me.

Let me set the scene for you, sometimes when I am on a trip I will have a light show going and of course the music playlist is unmatched! Tina loves this shit, in Tina’s past life she had to be a dancer or show girl or something the way she be moving. Her energy be calling me and I’ll glance over at her and the way the lights hit her and create these shadows it looks like she be fucking dancing! Like she flirting with me and shit; that’s when I realized oh yeah Tina a little thot.

And don’t let somebody come over here, she be all long and all over the place getting all the compliments. I think she be sending that energy to people, like she an attention whore or some shit.

…yeah so that’s why I call Tina a thot!